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Post by Shane Micklesen on Aug 14, 2020 14:07:25 GMT -5
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 8:50 pm
In just 10 minutes I'll be kicking off the 24 hour livestream to benefit Planned Parenthood! Join me on Youtube.
youtu.be/C3YIv7-15as
loud vlogger and quiet poet @vloggermeetspoet 8:55 pm replying to @shanenationoff got my coffee, got insomnia, got myself ready to watch all of this
thomas' book collection @graygreydiana 9:02 pm replying to @shanenationoff I can't believe that shane is already suggesting a drinking game. baby you've got 23 hours and 58 minutes to go.
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u 9:05 pm replying to @graygreydiana @shanenationoff when ya'll see him for a full 24 hours you'll realize shane's impulse control is 80% Kylee and 20% Thomas.
Shaylee can get it @shanesnations 9:07 pm replying to @shanenationoff wait did we just get a promise to see baby shane films when we hit the 25k mark?!
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 9:10 pm replying to @shanenations
Yes you did! I will release 3 short films (clips really) that I made at age 6. One starring Thomas, one starring Mr. Fluff Fluff and one featuring Kylee!
a quiet poet @shemilydreams 9:11 pm replying to @shanenations @shanenationoff Any chance that we will get a tiny emily film?
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 9:10 pm replying to @shemilydreams @shanenations Maybe
doesn't get any gayer @almsttoogay2fun 9:15 pm replying to @shanenationoff for everyone's viewing pleasure i've made a bingo card, you can randomize the placements mfbc.us/m/gdfxmb
Kylee Micklesen @kyleexxmarie 9:17 pm replying to @almsttoogay2fun @shanenationoff
This is great! I'll print one out and let you know if I win
doesn't get any gayer @almsttoogay2fun 9:19 pm replying to @kyleexxmarie @shanenationoff
do crimes be gay @mileydearest 9:26 pm replying to @shanenationoff and we've got the first song. kinda want to buy a copy of it cause honestly it's a bop
Shaylee can get it @shanesnations 9:28 pm replying to @mileydearest i would proudly own 'planned parenthood needs your money and so i'm not sleeping' in my collection if @shanenationoff would release it
happy free confused and bi @tarawegoagain 9:33 pm replying to @shanenationoff i died from shane's face when he looked at the clock and realized it'd only been 31 minutes, i have no clue how he's gonna get through this π€£π€£
just another hot single in your area @ytvloggerdays 9:50 pm replying to @shanenationoff i'm living for shane telling the heckler in chat to fuck off and then calling his mom just to ask her to say it in french
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Aug 14, 2020 14:10:20 GMT -5
shanesmicklesens
okay masterlist rundown of things that happened in hour 2 of the 24 hr livestream
- shane continued his ramble about weird language things - shane streamed playing the sims (and made versions of all of shane nation but not well, like shane bby just use the gallery where there are much better verisons of all of you avaliable) - karen called and yelled at shane for the clothing choices he made for sim!karen - shane made sim!karen even uglier clothes and ignored karen's subsequent calls - thomas had to bring his phone out after karen started calling him - shane killed sim!karen off to solve the clothing problem - karen posted a photo of pre-teen shane on instagram as revenge (link) - shane told a story of karen falling into a mud puddle as revenge - karen shared a pre-teen shane facebook status update (link) on twitter - shane called a truce and did some q&a #shanenation #24hrlive #shane micklesen #karen parker #sharen 2,300 notes
shanesarmy
honestly the amount of merchable quotes that have come out of the livestream so far
"sometimes i think i wasn't allowed to learn french cause i'd be too powerful"
"i'm just saying that if i'm playing god i should get to do it in peace"
"oh grow up and let your sim be ugly!"
"if i either had to go back to being fourteen or eat a bucket of wasps, i'd fucking eat the wasps"
"i had a thought once..."
"i bet the grim reaper is a lot cooler than we give him credit for."
chokemekaren
umm you forgot about my absolute favorite karen quote ever "why not just make me straight if i'm gonna look like i gave up on life?"
sharenbros
#i got inspired #shanenation #shanenationart #24hrlive #karen parker #lesbian #pride #shane micklesen
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themilydefensesquad anyone else feel like karen was overracting and just kind of being annoying about the whole sim thing? like she couldn't just let it go when shane didn't answer the phone? she had to bother thomas?
shnemxcklesens
calm down they both were playing things up for the show. they're best friends and clearly they love each other. stop being so negative
#people read too much into everything these days #shane and karen are best friends and were just joking around #ya'll hate loud women #sharen #shanenation #24hrlive
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kevinstannation we end hour 2 and still no kevin content
#i'm a simple man i hear 24hrs of content and i want some kevin content #kevinnation #24hrlive #shanenation 275 notes
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Aug 14, 2020 14:11:21 GMT -5
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 11:05 pm
ICYMI: Send emails with your donation receipts to shanenationvlog@gmail.com and you'll get song downloads from the livestream. $5 = 1 song, $10 = 3 songs, $20 = every song
youtu.be/C3YIv7-15as
Shaylee can get it @shanesnations 11:07 pm replying to @shanenationoff merry fucking christmas to me!!!!!!
thomas' book collection @graygreydiana 11:08 pm replying to @shanesnations @shanenationoff the minute shane made the announcement i was like, this is lisa
Shaylee can get it @shanesnations 11:09 pm replying to @graygreydiana @shanenationoff i don't know how many songs we'll get total
livestream times now @katlazi 11:16 pm replying to @shanenationoff holy shit he got @badbritaccentcovers to come on and perform a song with him?!!? I want to live in this world forever
Candi of Bad British Accent Covers @badbritaccentcovers 11:45 pm replying to @katlazi @shanenationoff
it was so much fun to duet with @shanenationoff doing his best (worst?) British accent. You might even see more collaboration in the future
livestream times now @katlazi 11:46 pm replying to @badbritaccentcovers @shanenationoff
do crimes be gay @mileydearest 11:21 pm replying to @shanenationoff i'm gay af and yet sometimes shane smiles that smile and i'm like... can boys be attractive?!??
Shaylee can get it @shanesnations 11:22 pm replying to @mileydearest @shanenationoff that's the power of @shanenationoff 's pure smile. @kyleexxmarie does the same thing to gay men. the two of them are perfect humans.
happy free confused and bi @tarawegoagain 11:30 pm replying to @shanenationoff "everything i need to know about british people i learned from monty python" what an icon
loud vlogger and quiet poet @vloggermeetspoet 11:31 pm replying to @tarawegoagain @shanenationoff he was so fucking proud of himself for it too, like look how good i am
happy free confused and bi @tarawegoagain 11:32 pm replying to @vloggermeetspoet @shanenationoff i don't think he's wrong
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u 11:40 pm replying to @shanenationoff i'd like to make a formal petition that shane only invite pretty girls onto the show from now on
thomas' book collection @graygreydiana 11:41 pm replying to @karen4u @shanenationoff umm what about @chloeh18?
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u 11:43 pm replying to @graygreydiana @shanenationoff she's a pretty girl, therefore she's allowed onto the show. obviously.
thomas' book collection @graygreydiana 11:44 pm replying to @karen4u @shanenationoff right but what about calling another girl pretty when you're dating her?
chloe hale π³οΈβπ @chloeh18 11:45 pm replying to @karen4u @graygreydiana @shanenationoff
she was a pretty girl π€·
Candi of Bad British Accent Covers @badbritaccentcovers 11:46 pm replying to @chloeh18 @karen4u
hold up on top of a great stream now I'm getting called pretty by two beautiful ladies? damn this is a great day for me.
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u 11:40 pm replying to @shanenationoff i'd like to make a formal petition that shane only invite pretty girls onto the show from now on
kevinstannation @kevinmnation 11:45 pm replying to @karen4u @shanenationoff
what about Kevin?
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u 11:47 pm replying to @shanenationoff
i'd like to make a formal petition that shane only invite pretty girls onto the show from now on
kevinstannation @kevinmnation 11:48 pm replying to @karen4u @shanenationoff can he be the exception?
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u 11:49 pm replying to @shanenationoff no
a quiet poet @shemilydreams 11:55 pm replying to @shanenationoff
am i wrong to say that things are actually going kinda fast?
doesn't get any gayer @almsttoogay2fun 11:56 pm replying to @shanenationoff nope i fully agree
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Aug 14, 2020 14:14:30 GMT -5
shnemxcklesens
wait did we just get confirmation of bisexual shane?!!??
kyleesmicklesen
I replayed it like five times and I don't think that there is another way to take "yeah there are definitely guys that I've thought about like that"
chokemekaren
ya'll really thought that queen karen of the gays would be best friends with a straight cis boy? come on, we been knew
#if you're surprised shane isn't straight that's on you #shanenation #24hrlive #shane micklesen 2,049 notes
yourfavisbisexual
Shane Micklesen of Shane Nation Youtube #bisexual #shane micklesen #shanenation 1,764 notes
smnationdaily
anyone else notice how cute shane and kylee are being together? the casual intimacy is doing me in.
the forehead kiss?!
the finishing of each other's sentences?!
the soft energy they're just radiating??!!?!?!?!?!
they're so fucking perfect
(ββ§Πβ§))β彑β»ββ»
#askdfljasf #shaylee #shanenation #24hrlive
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kevinstannation
we got one (1) story of kevin as a child from shane!!!
kevin apparently was the first person to find shane after he broke his arm from a roof jump and managed to keep calm even then.
we stan a man with a will of steel
#kevinnation #24hrlive #shanenation
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mkylee
wait why do we never get to see any of kylee's siblings if she has so many?
snationfans
maybe they just don't want to be on camera? not everyone is cut out for it
mkylee
i hope that changes, i'd love to see more of kylee's family. we know kylee's dynamics with shane's family but not the other way around.
#kylee micklesen #shane micklesen #shanenation #24hrlive 470 notes
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Aug 18, 2020 18:31:01 GMT -5
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 1:12 am
Ya'll wanna see me try to guess how much Kylee's makeup costs? I'll start in a few minutes
youtu.be/C3YIv7-15as
a quiet poet @shemilydreams 1:15 am replying to @shanenationoff shane already looking at these products like he's got no clue what some of them are
loud vlogger and quiet poet @vloggermeetspoet 1:25 am replying to @shemilydreams @shanenationoff you called it, he really didn't know most of the things
happy free confused and bi @tarawegoagain 1:20 am replying to @shanenationoff someone please gif kylee's horrified face when shane licked her lipstick to see what it tasted like!
do crimes be gay @mileydearest 1:24 am replying to @shanenationoff the whole Nation out here watching shane know nothing about makeup like
Shaylee can get it @shanesnations 1:33 am replying to @shanenationoff all i want in this world is to be as beautiful as @kyleexxmarie is
livestream times now @katlazi 1:37 am replying to @shanenationoff who would have known that the content that I wanted was watching Shane break down ever aspect of how attractive @kyleexxmarie is?
doesn't get any gayer @almsttoogay2fun 1:39 am replying to @shanenationoff i'm not mad about it either, kinda want to be as attractive as kylee, kinda want to be with kylee
beats working @watyagonnado 1:45 am replying to @shanenationoff okay so what i'm seeing here is we just gotta watch shane simp over kylee for the better part of an hour
livestream times now @katlazi 1:50 am replying to @shanenationoff shane really out here writing whole ass songs about how beautiful he finds @kyleexxmarie and i can't even get a text back
fool me three times @shaneonyou 1:51 am
replying to @shanenationoff
I woke up early to watch this lifestream and instead i get reminded that i'm single af
kevinstannation @kevinmnation 1:53 am replying to @shanenationoff
nothing kevin related this hour but i've got to head to bed. someone tag me if anything kevin comes up so i can check tomorrow morning
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Aug 18, 2020 19:13:18 GMT -5
shayleeloves
the fact that kylee went to bed after shane just spent like an hour complimenting her like, what a way to end your day. ya'll think he's like this every night?
thylee
i think that they were def just playing it up for the camera. it's unrealistic to think that they'd really be like that every single night. come on.
#shanenation #24hrlive
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shanesmicklesens
i imagine if kevin ever watches this livestream he's gonna tell shane off for straight up mixing four 5 hour energies and then chugging them like he was at a frat party
shemilyinlove
honestly i don't even know why he's already doing that? it's not even much later than he usually stays up.
gayforkarenp
didn't you hear him? he's pregaming for the rest of the evening
shanesmicklesens if this is the pregame i shudder to think what is coming next ΰ² -ΰ²
#someone get that boy a doctor #shanenation #24hrlive #shane micklesen
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soft-thomasmick
watching the monstrosity that shane just choked down since kylee went into bed i'm thinking karen was right about the impulse control thing
#i hope she wakes up early tomorrow #how is he gonna survive the night? #shanenation #24hrlive
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empoetrylife
so i know shane is definitely not thinking this through but i did some research on what he just drank
"the more concentrated 5-hour Energy doesn't list its caffeine content but Consumer Reports recently determined that it contains 215 milligrams of caffeine per 2 fl. oz." (source)
we just watched him chug 4 so 4 x 215 = 860 miligrams of caffeine
"According to the Mayo Clinic, the recommended amount of caffeine is up to 400 milligrams per day for healthy adults. Caffeine overdose may occur if you ingest more than this amount."
so shane really just went over double the limit in like five minutes for a whole DAY. he could end up with caffeine overdose for sure.
nationofshane
you all are overrating it's not like it's that bad
if you do some more research into it you'd find that while it's not good for him he isn't in any real danger unless he already has heart problems.
"True caffeine intoxication doesn't kick in, however, until you reach even higher doses: 5,000 mg of caffeine, or the amount in 50 cups of coffee and 25 5-hour Energy drinks. At these levels, a person will experience the more life-threatening effects of caffeine, including "seizures, strokes [and] hallucinations," Miller said. "
there's a whole article that you can read: www.livescience.com/62712-what-if-five-5-hour-energy-drinks.html
calm down and let him vlog in peace
#seriously if he had heart problems it would be a different story #he doesn't #stop sensationalizing everything #energydrinkdiscourse #24hrlive #shanenation 1,603 notes
themilysfarmersmarket
i have to wonder what it's like to live inside shane's brain because it's too much for me to keep track of the way that his mind hops from place to place. is it just the caffeine? is he always this scattered in everyday life and we just don't see it so much because of the magic of editing? either way i'm feeling a little dizzy.
#shanenation #24hrlive
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shnemxcklesens
the chaotic energy that shane is just exuding as he spins in his chair after downing what has to be a toxic amount of energy drink is too much for me.
i love this man but i'm beginning to think that i low key couldn't handle him if we were together irl.
he's so much and we all know he aint even close to being done yet.
shanesarmy
speak for yourself i'm falling more in love with this wild gremlin ass trying to overdose on caffeine
#shane baby i'm single #shanemicklesen #24hrlive #shanenation 1,120 notes
micklesensthomas
shane is playing mario kart by himself and trying to make up songs just from the words that he sees coming into chat and it's every bit as successful as you might imagine
#shanenation #24hrlive #shanemicklesen
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Aug 19, 2020 20:02:41 GMT -5
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 3:01 am
It's three AM and I'm finally saying... it's about time for another guest appearance!
youtu.be/C3YIv7-15as
beats working @watyagonnado 3:05 am replying to @shanenationoff omg i can't believe i'm alive and awake for the @wendywoah
livestream times now @katlazi 3:07 am
replying to @shanenationoff shane bby we love you so much, your australian accent is actually painful to listen to tho. #pleasestop
happy free confused and bi @tarawegoagain 3:11 am replying to @shanenationoff okay i'm watching until @wendywoah is gone and then i've gotta catch a quick nap
fool me three times @shaneonyou 3:16 am replying to @shanenationoff I can't with Shane's energy levels being still at 1000% as he plays guessing games. Like we all saw him drink that sludge but I guess at least it's working?
do crimes be gay @mileydearest 3:20 am replying to @shanenationoff why does shane think every aussie slang is just a sex thing?? does he know something about aussies that the rest of us don't?
bring shane down under @aussieshanenation 3:24 am replying to @mileydearest @shanenationoff we just love to cop a root π€·ββοΈ
Shaylee can get it @shanesnations 3:33 am replying to @shanenationoff shane deciding to sing the australian national anthem without listening to the music and just reading the words
sleep is for the weak @bishanefans 3:35 am
replying to @shanesnations @shanenationoff
it was quite cringe π€¦
Wendy Huang @wendywoah 3:45 am
replying to @bishanefans @shanesnations
I found it quite funny, as you all could see with my inability to keep a straight face.
throw me on the barbie @gaylaformaccas 3:42 am replying to @shanenationoff i hate to break it to you but australia has really done it's indigenous peoples wrong in ways not better than the us
oh just π off @scottiebooooi 3:45 am replying to @shanenationoff comparing any country to the us will make them look good. maybe have higher standards
another day another gd day @layitdawn 3:52 am replying to @shanenationoff i guess the quality content we're getting now is just shane trying to figure out if he hears a ghost??
another day another gd day @layitdawn 3:57 am replying to @layitdawn @shanenationoff
how you gonna spend 5 minutes wondering about if you hear a ghost and then ask if ghosts are real?
fake on me @feverdremz 3:55 am
replying to @shanenationoff
sounds like we know who shane's gonna call for his next guest
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Aug 29, 2020 16:58:30 GMT -5
themilysfarmersmarket
i'm now seriously considering if i'd watch any ghost hunting videos shane would put out. maybe if thomas was there.
#who am i kidding thomas would never go ghost hunting #thomas knows for sure that ghosts aren't real #we stan a man of science
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shanesmicklesens how did it end up that i'm stanning a man who makes the most basic ass shitty ramen AND USES THE MICROWAVE TO DO IT
honestly its an affront to ramen everywhere and as an asian i don't know if i can continue to stan
nationofshane
he really didn't even put anything else in that he just poured the entire packet and seasoning into a bowl and stuck it into the microwave
#didn't even add a fucking egg or some seasoning #ramen discourse #24hrlive #shanenation
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gay4karenp
it's really hard to try and explain the appeal of this livestream to a partner who just walked in and saw shane just eating noodles and doing nothing else
like this is what i'm doing with my time? watching a youtuber eat probably the worst prepared ramen in the world?
i guess it's what i'm doing
#shane how tf are we supposed to support you when you give us noodles to work with? #fucking shitty ass ramen too #like i get that every minute of this can't be riveting but i feel like it's early to scrape the barrel #24hrlive
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mkylee
since there is nothing exciting happening right now, i'm gonna circle back to earlier when shane dropped the bi bomb
watching it again did anyone else notice that kylee looked a little surprised by the news too, like
[screencap grap of kylee's face]
i think she really just learned shane was bi at the same time the rest of us did
shayleeloves
that's a big leap sis. she could have been surprised that he decided to tell everyone else about it - besides karen and chloe no one else has really addressed their sexuality before
mkylee
okay but she could have not known until then either like it's possible that she wouldn't have known. that face looks like someone who just learned a new fact.
shayleeloves
i'm pretty sure that he would have told her before they got married
mkylee
not necessarily, it doesn't matter one way or the other to their relationship
#it is possible it just never came up #i really think she didn't know until now #shane micklesen #kylee micklesen #24hrlive #shanenation
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chokemekaren
honestly, karen answering the facetime call that shane made at 4:35 am only to tell him that if he ever called her at this time again she'd chop his dick off and then immediately hanging up got me like
shemilyinlove
honestly i respect the hell out of her for even picking up because i would have let it ring and then told him off in the morning
chokemekaren
our bitch knew if she didn't threaten him then and there she wouldn't sleep right and what a queen
#but the sheer audacity of a man trying to call me in the middle of the fucking night #like bitch you better think again #karen parker #sharen is friendship goals #24hrlive #shane micklesen
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shanesarmy
how tf did shane even get so many different types of energy drinks? who allowed this? why did no one stop him? it's like that old video that's like
us: "what do you have?"
shane: "a red bull!"
us: "NO!"
and he fucking knows none of us approve because he started reading some of the comments out where people were calling him out and was like, hmm it'll be okay
#someone stop him #he needs to be fucking supervised at all times i guess #24hrlive #shanenation
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smnationdaily
watching shane make a candle feels both weirdly worrisome. like i know that he's a grown man but even so... i don't like it,
i feel like someone needs to step in and be like, let's wait to do this until kylee is awake
#is it weird to feel overprotective of someone who is actually older than me? #and that i don't know personally? #i'm just worried that he's gonna catch himself on fire tbh #24hrlive #shanenation
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Sept 10, 2020 19:49:05 GMT -5
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 5:03 am
Did you know you could win the candle I made? Send your donation receipts to shanenationvlog@gmail.com!
youtu.be/C3YIv7-15as
fake on me @feverdremz 5:05 am replying to @shanenationoff no offense shane but that's an ugly candle
oh just π off @scottiebooooi 5:10 am
replying to @shanenationoff i feel so bad for @kyleexxmarie for how awful the apartment is going to smell because shane is not measuring these scents at all
sleep is for the weak @bishanefans 5:17 am replying to @shanenationoff we all just gotta watch shane pour voltage into orange juice and act like this is ok?
another day another gd day @layitdawn 5:20 am replying to @bishanefans @shanenationoff we do not and will not encourage this
bring shane down under @aussieshanenation 5:24 am replying to @shanenationoff someone needs to wake up and stop shane cause he's in full agent of chaos
fool me three times @shaneonyou 5:31 am replying to @shanenationoff how can this man be so talented at so many things and be so terrible at tetris??
livestream times now @katlazi 5:38 am replying to @shanenationoff i woke up from my nap and the first thing i see when i tune in is shane making up a song about being good at tetris while he's bad at tetris... on brand
fool me three times @shaneonyou 5:39 am replying to @katlazi @shanenationoff the duality of man
beats working @watyagonnado 5:43 am replying to @shanenationoff
are we doing an official yawn count on shane or nah? cause he's getting up there now
make me do it @whereugoingnow 5:57 am replying to @shanenationoff did shane really just eat the core of an apple and expect us not to say anything? god you animal!
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Sept 11, 2020 16:51:09 GMT -5
micklesensthomas
oh my god early morning yoga with shane and karli seems like a bad snl skit and i'm loving it
who scheduled him to do yoga after not sleeping all night?
was it julie? she was just like, i've gotta get shane back for all the nonsense he been up to
kyleesmicklesen if it is julie we gotta send her a gift basket because the gift this is
shane slow mo fallin on his ass is gonna live rent free in my mind for the next seven years
micklesensthomas
that's whats living rent free in your mind?
uh how about how amazing his ass looked in chair pose?
#that ass was POPPIN #like damn #24hrlive #shane micklesen #am i objectifying men a little? #yes but as a gay man i'm allowed
shanesarmy
me, watching shane try to keep up with yoga at six in the morning his time while i sit on my ass eating pasta: you call that form, shane? absolutely unacceptable #i know he's tired and he doesn't yoga often #but come on man get your head in the game #no excuses #24hrlive 1,388 notes
shnemxcklesens
[image]
shane's face when karli starts talking about how important the food we put into our bodies is
what a fucking mood
snaccessibilityproject
[Image Description: a screencap shows Shane Micklesen of Shane Nation Youtube from the shoulders up on the left side of an image. He is a early-twenties white man with medium-short brown hair that is messy and blue-green eyes. His mouth is pressed into a firm line and his cheeks puff out slightly. He is looking down and his eyebrows are pressed up creating wrinkles on his forehead. He is wearing a red t-shirt with the arms cut off.
Also on screen is Karli from Yoga with Karli Youtube from her shoulders up on the right side of the image. She is a late twenties white woman with dirty blonde hair piled into a bun at the top of her head and brown eyes. She is giving a stern look toward Shane, though a faint smile is visible at the corner of her lips. She is wearing a light purple workout tank top.]
#accessible youtube #shanenation #24hrlive #yogawithkarli 2,245 notes
shanesmicklesens
why must shane continue to be the king of relatable?
things he's done during hour ten of the livestream that just make sense
- falling over while trying to get into warrior 2 - straight up lying to karli when questioned about his diet habits - "my spiritual health? i think i'm being haunted by a ghost, maybe." - when he said 'same' when getting into corpse pose - the fact that he tried to make iced coffee by just putting ice into a mug of coffee but didn't let the coffee cool enough first - related to: his utter betrayal that his iced coffee was not iced by his bad timing
add if i missed anything
nationofshane
you missed a few of my favorite moments
- "it should be illegal to wake up before 8 am" - the way that he tried to play off falling by turning it into a 'sexy pose' - when he tried to sound smart about teas and said chamomile like sham mole ey
shanesmicklesens
HOW DID I FORGET SHAM MOLE EY ,,, ajsdfklja
#christ i cant believe i forgot the most important thing #im a fucking idiot #get this boy google to pronounce words #shanenation #24hrlive #hour 10 #shane micklesen #yogawithkarli
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mkylee
after seeing how truly awful shane is at yoga i feel like the next couples contest needs to be physical competition
kevinstannation
seconded because i live for the idea of seeing kevin participate in a physical competition
#i dont know if i believe in world peace being possible #but the closest we ever get is when we see kevin workout #kevinnation #shanenation #24hrlive
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themilydefensesquad
can we just take a moment and appreciate thomas and emily being awake and drinking hot beverages together when shane facetimed them? because honestly couples goals
they're just so soft and beautiful. we love our little morning birds starting their day together
#i swear i pray every day that i'll find the thomas to my emily because that's real love there #themily #shanenation #24hrlive #themily rights
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Oct 2, 2020 20:32:22 GMT -5
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 7:07 am
We're only $200 away from the $25k point! As a reminder once we hit it I am gonna release my childhood attempts at making movies
youtu.be/C3YIv7-15as
livestream times now @katlazi 7:12 am replying to @shanenationoff we hit 25k!! i demand to see tiny versions of the nation!!
thomas' book collection @graygreydiana 7:13 am replying to @katlazi @shanenationoff all of us right now
fool me three times @shaneonyou 7:20 am replying to @shanenationoff oh my god i'm dying at tiny thomas!!!!!!
another day another gd day @layitdawn 7:21 am replying to @shaneonyou @shanenationoff his little "oh no" was too much my heart just ππππππππππππ
a quiet poet @shemilydreams 7:30 am replying to @shanenations @shanenationoff oh my god, tiny emily was such a horrible actress but so adorable! this cleared my skin and watered my crops
fake on me @feverdremz 7:32 am replying to @shanenationoff i want to live in forever a world where shane directs tiny members of the nation and all of them can't act at all because this content is fucking beautiful
beats working @watyagonnado 7:33 am replying to @shanenationoff you mean to tell me that mr. fluff fluff has been dealing with shane's antics for all these years? poor cat needs a break
addie m @inkbyaddisonm 9:45 am replying to @watyagonnado @shanenationoff it's honestly a miracle he's stayed alive so long
happy free confused and bi @tarawegoagain 7:35 am replying to @shanenationoff i woke up to find out to find that we reached halfway and got the cutest videos in the world?! today is going to be fucking amazing
sleep is for the weak @bishanefans 7:40 am replying to @shanenationoff
shane, how do you think young you would feel to know that you are now using the camera to force us to watch you drink ORANGE JUICE AND COFFEE TOGETHER LIKE AN ANIMAL
just another hot single in your area @ytvloggerdays 7:46 am replying to @shanenationoff
tf you mean you've got whole folders of this and you haven't shared any of it before?! this is patreon incentive if i've ever heard it, bby use ur brain
doesn't get any gayer @almsttoogay2fun 7:49 am replying to @ytvloggerdays @shanenationoff
if i was promised videos directed by tiny!shane every month i'd be throwing my money at him
oh just π off @scottiebooooi 7:57 am
replying to @shanenationoff
i can't be the only one that is on board with shane just waking up @kyleexxmarie already
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 7:59 am
replying to @scottiebooooi
an excellent idea!!!
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Oct 8, 2020 19:07:41 GMT -5
mkylee wtf kylee really said
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honest im highkey jealous because how does she even get off looking like that straight off in the morning
#a literal goddess #i'm fucking weak at how perfect she is #kylee emerson micklesen #shanenation #24hrlive 2,001 notes
nationofshane okay the fact that kylee immediately after waking up is offering to make shane breakfast?
ajksdfhauhreioa
π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
kylee please take care of me!
gayforkarenp I don't buy that this is how she usually acts? she's being way too perfect and I think we all know it's cause the camera is on
nationofshane sit the fuck down and don't you dare slander this perfect angel who is just generally a good person.
ya'll salty af just because no one is trying to take care of you but don't you dare take it out on our queen
#i don't know why yall are always all over karens dick when kylee is here #you're just bitter because shes so genuine #kyleedefensesquad #kylee micklesen #kylee emerson #kylee emerson micklesen #shanenation 3,425 notes
soft-thomasmick i go on this tag and people are just getting heated about things
all i wanna do is talk about that eye contact Shane gave when he was drinking out of his mug
someone gif it for me i need it for scientific purposes
shnemxcklesens you mean this look? cause i'm fucking weak
#sir please #it's only 8 in the morning #shane micklesen #shanenation #24hrlive
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empoetrylife oh shit kylee found all the five hour energies empty and is like actually upset at shane
themilydefensesquad you know what i think this is one of the only times that we've actually seen kylee tell shane off for something
empoetrylife no, she told him off during the couples competition original video
themilydefensesquad not in the same way and i don't think anyone should be on kylee's case about this because shane was really doing something stupid and she's in the right here
#kyleedefensesquad #kylee micklesen is a queen and everyone needs to bow down #shanenation #24hrlive
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shayleeloves okay whoever got shane onto a rant about shapes... why?
how?
also why does he have so many opinions? is he a toddler? who else talks about shapes this much?
#shane wtf are you doing? #why do you hate squares? #how tf are rhombuses suspicious? #shanenation #24hrlive
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Oct 20, 2020 18:26:36 GMT -5
Shane Micklesen @shanenationoff 9:04 am
About to have a special guest make a Facetime appearance in just 5 minutes!
youtu.be/C3YIv7-15as
doesn't get any gayer @almsttoogay2fun 9:05 am replying to @shanenationoff you've had multiple guests and now Shane makes a notice about a 'special guest'??
sleep is for the weak @bishanefans 9:10 am replying to @shanenationoff OMG IT'S MR FLUFF FLUFF π»π»π»π»
happy free confused and bi @tarawegoagain 9:11 am replying to @bishanefans @shanenationoff forget mr fluff fluff we've got shane's dad and hot damn that man is a total dilf
livestream times now @katlazi 9:15 am how the whole micklesen family be so fuckable? it's not right they all got me like
Shaylee can get it @shanesnations 9:20 am replying to @shanenationoff the way that the entire chat came together to thirst over Mr. Micklesen is just something to behold
addie m @inkbyaddisonm 9:48 am replying to @shanenations @shanenationoff
as you all should
happy free confused and bi @tarawegoagain 9:50 am replying to @inkbyaddisonm @shanenations @shanenationoff can you tell us how to land a hunk like that?
addie m @inkbyaddisonm 9:55 am replying to @tarawegoagain @inkbyaddisonm @shanenations @shanenationoff
fuck each other until you're dating
doesn't get any gayer @almsttoogay2fun 9:23 am replying to @shanenationoff whenever people who like men thirst over a middle aged white men i lose a year off of my life
throw me on the barbie @gaylaformaccas 9:28 am replying to @almsttoogay2fun @shanenationoff
do crimes be gay @mileydearest 9:36 am replying to @shanenationoff shane ranking how disturbing it is for people to find people hot in his family from most to least disturbing is a list i didn't know i needed
do crimes be gay @mileydearest 9:37 am replying to @shanenationoff ICYMI: the list = his mom, his dad, kevin, thomas, himself
just another hot single in your area @ytvloggerdays 9:42 am replying to @shanenationoff
I know we all love shane but can we agree he isn't the hottest of his family?
thomas' book collection @graygreydiana 9:47 am replying to @ytvloggerdays @shanenationoff agreed, thomas is the hotter twin
fool me three times @shaneonyou 9:50 am replying to @graygreydiana @ytvloggerdays @shanenationoff incorrect, shane is the hottest of his family
kevinstannation @kevinmnation 9:55 am replying to @shaneonyou @graygreydiana @ytvloggerdays @shanenationoff obviously kevin is the hottest and we all know it
a quiet poet @shemilydreams 9:57 am replying to @shanenationoff wait, did you just say you're going to assemble a council of bisexuals?!
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Oct 20, 2020 20:13:46 GMT -5
shanesarmy
the fact that shane was like, wait let us call every bisexual we know to straighten out my sexuality is just... wow the energy that gives off
#how he know so many bisexuals though? #did he put out a call to be like #if you aint gay or straight hit me up #shanenation 3,450 notes
smnationdaily okay so the consul of bisexuals and what they came down on as to 'is Shane really bi'
mrs micklesen (shane/thomas/kevin mom) - married to mr. micklesen, tattooed bisexual, artistic kinda hipster energy ; "didn't you just tell the internet you were?"
mr micklesen (shane/thomas/kevin dad) - married to mrs. micklesen, himbo energy ; "if you say you are, you are"
mr hale (chloe/elsie dad)- married to mrs. hale, actual therapist, rational bisexual energy "the idea that anyone can determine your sexuality for you shows a flawed idea as to what sexuality actually is..." he went on a while.
mrs hale (chloe/elsie mom) - married to mr hale, badass bisexual energy. "you don't have to fuck all genders to know you're willing to fuck them."
chloe - dating karen, cuffed jeans bisexual energy ; "if you're attracted to guys and attracted to girls, bisexual is one of the ways you can identify."
anna (kylee best friend) - dating a man, actual cinnamon roll bisexual energy ; "sexuality is fluid, like gender. what you identified as in the past or what you identify as in the future is not as important as how you identify now and if you say you're bisexual, you're bisexual."
sophia (kylee sister) - engaged to a woman, no-nonsense bisexual energy ; "are you bisexual? then what's the debate?"
#consul of bisexuals #shane bisexual panic #yes that's a new quote on my blog now #shanenation #shane micklesen #24hrlive 4,004 notes
mkylee
honestly the fact that he had to go around asking all these people is fucked up to begin with and biphobic as hell
cause even though every bisexual they know said yes, some people are still going to say he's not a real bisexual cause he's only been with women #biphobia #yall toxic as hell #sn discourse #shanenation #shane micklesen #let the man be bisexual in peace 1,807 notes
shomasdaily
i don't see why we're even devoting this much time of the livestream to talking about shane's sexuality when he hasn't ever brought up before and it's not like it matters because he's married to a woman anyway
gayforkarenp
get out of here with that negative attitude, shane is allowed to express himself however he wants on his platform and furthermore he's still bisexual even though he's married to a woman.
#smh #some of you really don't mind being biphobic on main and it shows #he didn't pick a side he picked a person #and maybe he wasn't comfortable coming out before #shane micklesen #shanenation 2,458 notes
shanesmicklesens
time for a roundup of my favorite quotes from Bisexual Hour with Shane and Friendsβ’
Shane quotes: "I just thought like, who hasn't looked at their friend's dick and then dreamt about oral?" "Actually growing up with two bisexual parents made me think everyone everywhere just thought everyone was hot - except Thomas who only thought Emily was hot." "I think we can all agree that women have just the most rockin bods." "Sometimes I feel like a covert gay, like Karen is a walking pride flag but I'm here like, oooh you thought you were safe but bam! I'm in on the community too!" "Of course, I thought about giving head to Carson Medawar when he was all shredded and sexy in that survivalist film, but who didn't?!" "To be honest I kinda thought that since Thomas and I were identical twins we had to have the same sexuality." "What the fuck is pegging? Oh shit. Guess I have things to learn."
Mrs Micklesen "To be honest, I'm kinda glad to know we didn't have three, white, cis sons."
Mrs Hale "Shane if you're going to use Tyler to work through your sexuality issues you really need to be setting an appointment, i know you got that vlogging money"
Sophia: "Why are you calling me about this?"
Anna: "Shane, you're bisexual? That's wonderful! Welcome to the club!"
Chloe: "What the hell were you doing calling Karen at 4:30 in the morning?"
Kylee: "Every day with Shane is an adventure"
#kylee really out here like i didn't know before i knew with the rest of ya #sophia just sounded so betrayed that she was being dragged into any conversation with shane at all #anna was so adorable i want to see more of her in the future #but mrs hale with the 'i know you got that vlogging money' had me rolling #shanenation #24hrlive 985 notes
shanesarmy
the energy of shane admitting that he was jacking off with friends and having sex dreams about other men before he realized that he might be bisexual is so powerful. he really out here like embodying the dumbass bisexual stereotype
themilysfarmersmarket
he really said: fellas is it gay if i like dick? πππ
#you know karen was calling that shit out #shane micklesen #shanenation #24hrlive 3,670 notes
shnemxcklesens
everyone out here making fun of shane for not realizing that he was bisexual but listening to everything he's saying and i'm sitting here like ποΈπποΈ
i think i might be bisexual too
#i too thought we all were just checking out the opposite sex on the fly but it didn't mean anything #suddenly all the times i've thirsted over kylee have a very different meaning #oh shit i'm really not straight #why did it take having to watch shane get roasted to realize that i am exactly the same as him #i guess thanks shane??? #fuck what do i do now? #shanenation #24hrlive 745 notes
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Post by Shane Micklesen on Oct 23, 2020 15:14:41 GMT -5
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u 9:50 am for the next hour I'm just retweeting the funniest memes I see about Shane not being straight
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π @shanenationoff was willing to die on that hill
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π thinking of making a custom uno card just for @shanenationoff
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π #shanenation how'd we let @shanenationoff become our leader
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π
if #carsonmedawar had a twitter i'd tag him in this. think @cheymedwar will let him know that @shanenationoff had a sexual awakening over him??
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π
who is gonna break this to @shanenationoff ??
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π we can all breathe a sigh of relief today @karen4u @shanenationoff
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π
this is what i imagine happened when @inkbyaddisonm sat @shanenationoff down
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π
all of while @shanenationoff was telling us about his past
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π @shanenationoff is just an idiot that we all love
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π teenage @shanenationoff went off
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π this needs no further explanation @shanenationoff
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π
we stan a himbo @shanenationoff
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π
all of us right now roasting @shanenationoff
karen parker π³οΈβπ @karen4u retweeted π
okay bby @shanenationoff
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