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Post by Cora DeGennaro on Sept 5, 2016 13:33:09 GMT -5
belle.Cora: okay so, we have a code major psycho
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Post by Brendon Clarke on Sept 5, 2016 13:40:04 GMT -5
bren.j.clarke: what? no bren.j.clarke: she's so flexible
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Post by Cora DeGennaro on Sept 5, 2016 13:41:47 GMT -5
bella.Cora: must be cause she sold her soul to Satan
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Post by Brendon Clarke on Sept 5, 2016 13:42:41 GMT -5
bren.j.clarke: alright, just tell me what she said
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Post by Cora DeGennaro on Sept 5, 2016 13:50:44 GMT -5
belle.Cora: ah, where to begin belle.Cora: I mean, I'm pretty chill with being called a pathetic loser who can't find herself a boyfriend (she clearly has a very selective stalking method when looking through my Facebook page cause clearly she didn't check my relationship status) and as such I just can't stand to see you with someone else belle.Cora: although I'm a little less into being called a bitch who clearly is hung up on you and is just trying to get you to shag her (I think she didn't like that piggy back ride picture?) belle.Cora: honestly, I would have just called her a code psycho to start with, she earned the major when she told me to 'sleep with one eye open' belle.Cora: like, who even says that anymore? belle.Cora: in other news, I *think* I may have just figured out who's behind that weird anonymous Instagram account that's been commenting 'Skank' on pictures that date as far back as three years ago
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Post by Brendon Clarke on Sept 5, 2016 13:55:22 GMT -5
bren.j.clarke: what a bitch bren.j.clarke: I'm really not looking forward to how she's gonna take this break up if she's gone to such lengths
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Post by Cora DeGennaro on Sept 5, 2016 13:56:23 GMT -5
belle.Cora: I wouldn't either if I were you belle.Cora: which, did you know that I'm gonna have to drink away my heartbreak all by myself when you guys get married cause I'm not gonna be invited?
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Post by Brendon Clarke on Sept 5, 2016 13:59:23 GMT -5
bren.j.clarke: well you aren't going to be invited bren.j.clarke: since I was never planning on marrying her anyway
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Post by Cora DeGennaro on Sept 5, 2016 14:02:18 GMT -5
belle.Cora: I'd hate to be in the shoes of the poor sap who's gotta break that news to her belle.Cora: oh wait
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Post by Brendon Clarke on Sept 5, 2016 14:05:55 GMT -5
bren.j.clarke: thanks Cora, you're very helpful
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Post by Cora DeGennaro on Sept 5, 2016 14:09:47 GMT -5
belle.Cora: I am helpful, I'm helping you out of a bad situation before it gets worse
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Post by Brendon Clarke on Sept 5, 2016 14:11:18 GMT -5
bren.j.clarke: too bad she was a good shag bren.j.clarke: I couldn't use that as part of the reason
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Post by Cora DeGennaro on Sept 5, 2016 14:12:27 GMT -5
belle.Cora: yeah, please don't involve me in this, I may fear for my safety if you do
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Post by Brendon Clarke on Sept 5, 2016 14:15:54 GMT -5
bren.j.clarke: obviously I wasn't going to say 'Cora said you're a bitch and now I've got to break up with you
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Post by Cora DeGennaro on Sept 5, 2016 14:17:03 GMT -5
belle.Cora: thanks, I appreciate that belle.Cora: especially since that would be a lie belle.Cora: technically, I did not say she is a bitch, I said she is psychotic
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